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I fart big poopies. Don't worry it didn't go on your shirt...
I Need To Fart
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The day prior to this,  Victor said something funny about pooing on my shirt. I told him it was very funny and said that it would be great if he could tell a joke like that in the mike. This is what he came up with. It was more or less his first joke he ever told. He is sitting on my shoulder and I am putting the microphone up to him so he can talk. Near the end he turns away from the mike and looks to see where the poop went. Listen very carefully to the "Don't worry" part as he turns his head from  the mike when he says it and it is hard to hear.
I need to fart.
Like...she need to say Victor.
Geese,  I really don't think she likes.
I need to fart.
It's clogged.
I did your arm.
I fart big poopies.
Don't worry.
It didn't go shirt. Oh!