In this Victor says he like to tell jokes. He ask me to tell him if he ever says something that would make people sad.
This is a very funny one and Victor answers a life long riddle of mine. How to make money.
Victor has an argument with Betty about why he talks, God, and being caged by people.
Victor and Betty talk about watching TV, seeds and a few other things that budgies might talk about.
A funny, but cute one where he gets mad at me for accusing him of pooing near my computer. He denies it and threatens to take me to court.
Victor and Betty are arguing and Victor tells Betty that she can have his son, but Betty doen't want to.
Victor imagines hurting Betty in a fight and being judged by his peers in a court of law.
Betty tells Victor of a joke she would like to play on people and Victor tattles on her.
My son goes to the store for the first time by himself and Victor worries that there is a thief there.
Victor continue talking about a conversation he had with Betty about talking, work and school.
He imagines having a meeting with the bird's school board about some of the animals they should and should not imatate.
He tries to convince me to give him more cheese and he asks other budgies around the world for support in his cheese quest.
This is Victor's version of the three little pigs, except it is the one little budgie who is being terrorized by a pig.
A funny recording where Victor imagines God coming for him and Victor is not sure if he wants to go.
He gives my wife and I some tips on having a better relationship.
He talks about what could happen if his mate and him split up and he was free.
Betty talks for her first time in the microphone.
Victor responds with exitment to Betty talking in the microphone and asks people to listen to her.
Victor threatens to commit suicide by putting some bombs under himself filled with bees.
He describes what he is thinking as he scans the people in the room at a party we had.
On this this page you can hear some of Victor's earlier files which were mostly recorded before Betty came.
